Posted in Nice One on February 27, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
To Err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.
The road to success??.. Is always under construction.
Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.
In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don’t need it.
All [...]
Posted in Nice One on February 23, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
As my friend was passing the elephants, he suddenly stopped, confused by the fact that these huge creatures were being held by only a small rope tied to their front leg. No chains, no cages. It was obvious that the elephants could, at anytime, break away from the ropes they were tied to but for [...]
Posted in Nice One on February 13, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
1. Like fingerprints, everyone’s tongue print is different.
2. The most common name in the world is Mohammed.
3. The name of the entire continents end with the same letter that they start with.
4. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
5. Most lipstick contains fish scales.
6. TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using [...]
Posted in Nice One on February 13, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Letters ‘a’, ‘b’, ‘c’ & ‘d’ do not appear anywhere in the spellings of 1 to 99
(Letter ‘d’ comes for the first time in Hundred)
Letters ‘a’, ‘b’ & ‘c’ do not appear anywhere in the spellings of 1 to 999
(Letter ‘a’ comes for the first time in Thousand)
Letters ‘b’ & ‘c’ do not appear anywhere [...]
Posted in Nice One on February 13, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
1. If all the nations in the world are in debt(am not
joking. even US has got debts), where did all the money go? (weird)
2. When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests
it? (to be give a thought)
3. What is the speed of darkness? (absurd)
4. If the “black box” flight recorder is never damaged
during [...]
